“I got enemies, got a lotta enemies. Got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy." -Drake, Energy
Energy vampires and dementors walk amongst us dressed in sheep’s clothing. We’ve got a lotta enemies. We’ve got a lotta people trying to drain us of our energy. Every day is a battle to conserve our energy, and a warrior on a mission has an obligation to guard it with her life. This No Energy For You necklace is determined to help you recharge your batteries by sending a clear message to those around you. Perfect to wear for any designated “Me Day,” this natural, wood battery will remind you the importance of taking time for yourself. Feel free to scream “It’s a ME DAY, bitches!!” because you and this No Energy For You necklace have some quality time in the sun to spend alone together.
This No Energy For You battery is laser cut on alder wood, a gorgeous hardwood that’s been stained and lacquered into a smooth glassy finish. Due to its structural integrity, it maintains its shape without warping or twisting. This kiln dried alder wood is as light as a feather, so you’ll barely even notice you’re wearing it. What does hold weight however is the 100% sterling silver chain that adorns the wooden pendant. The striking contrast between natural woodgrain and precious metal inevitably captivates each passerby, forcing them to double take from their phones as you walk by.
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