“94 was a good year to be twelve. Star Wars still had two more years as Box Office King, cartoons were still hand-drawn, and divorce was still considered a tragedy. ” -Jake Vander Ark, The Accidental Siren
Let’s take a blast into the past - to the ripe era of the 1990’s, when floppy disks were still popular. Back when “Talk to the hand because the face ain’t listening!” was a legitimate defense mechanism and “your mom” jokes actually cut deep. This necklace represents how far you’ve come since your youth. But, don’t hold back from tapping into your nostalgic memories. Rock this floppy disk necklace to honor the 90’s era. If nothing else, wear it in remembrance of your 50 dead Tamagotchis. R.I.P.
This hella old-school floppy disk is laser cut on alder wood, a gorgeous hardwood that’s been stained and lacquered into a smooth glassy finish. Due to its structural integrity, it maintains its shape without warping or twisting. This kiln dried alder wood is as light as a feather, so you’ll barely even notice you’re wearing it. What does hold weight however is the 100% sterling silver chain that adorns the wooden pendant. The striking contrast between natural woodgrain and precious metal inevitably captivates each passerby, forcing them to double take from their phones as you walk by.
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