“Humour is just Schadenfreude with a clear conscience." -Frederich Nietzsche
Let’s be honest. Life’s never been your strong suit. Unlucky For Life is your new glass half-empty motto for your very old soul. Embracing life’s chaotic whirlwind with humor and sarcasm, you’re that person who laughs when someone trips. Even when it’s you. Sharpen up any outfit with this necklace - throw on a boho scarf and you’re ready to hit the streets. Just watch your step!
This Unlucky For Life horseshoe is laser cut on alder wood, a gorgeous hardwood that’s been stained and lacquered into a smooth glassy finish. Due to its structural integrity, it maintains its shape without warping or twisting. This kiln dried alder wood is as light as a feather, so you’ll barely even notice you’re wearing it. What does hold weight however is the 100% sterling silver chain that adorns the wooden pendant. The striking contrast between natural woodgrain and precious metal inevitably captivates each passerby, forcing them to double take from their phones as you walk by.
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