“Ain’t nobody got time for that.” -Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins
This necklace was born to liberate you from societal nonsense like perfunctory small talk by spelling out the phrase: No Time For You. Once someone reads these letters clockwise, they’ll get the picture that you’re not down to socialize. When rocking this necklace, you don’t have to feel selfish when you pass by a sidewalk solicitor without slowing down. Or how about your roommate who won’t shut up when you’re trying to run out the door? Every time you put this on, you are giving yourself permission to manage your time on your own terms. Sharpen up your weekend outfit with this No Time For You necklace that will have you dressed to kill: conversations, that is.
This No Time For You alarm clock is laser cut on alder wood, a gorgeous hardwood that’s been stained and lacquered into a smooth glassy finish. Due to its structural integrity, it maintains its shape without warping or twisting. This kiln dried alder wood is as light as a feather, so you’ll barely even notice you’re wearing it. What does hold weight however is the 100% sterling silver chain that adorns the wooden pendant. The striking contrast between natural woodgrain and precious metal inevitably captivates each passerby, forcing them to double take from their phones as you walk by.
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