“I got bitches askin’ me about the code for the Wi-Fi, so they can talk about they Timeline and show me pictures of they friends.” -Drake, Energy
Can’t find a Wi-Fi signal? Who fucking cares. Put your phone down. We spend so much time broadcasting our accomplishments, we forget to look up and engage with the world around us. So stop trying to get the code for the Wi-Fi and start harnessing your energy within. This big statement piece will turn heads and inspire those around you disconnect and turn off their phones.
This Wi-Fi signal is laser cut on alder wood, a gorgeous hardwood that’s been stained and lacquered into a smooth glassy finish. Due to its structural integrity, it maintains its shape without warping or twisting. This kiln dried alder wood is as light as a feather, so you’ll barely even notice you’re wearing it. What does hold weight however is the 100% sterling silver chain that adorns the wooden pendant. The striking contrast between natural woodgrain and precious metal inevitably captivates each passerby, forcing them to double take from their phones as you walk by.
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